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arcangello:

sindrippedtongue:

How to perform an exorcism:

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick ‘em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!

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Kick ‘em in the dishpan? Hoo hoo hoo???

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judgeable:

unexotic:

livingtombstone:

my friends wanted me to sing it, but i didn’t know the lyrics and i was drunk

THIS IS S FUNNY

IM CRYIN GHAHAHHA

acbranch:

I’m literally crying

trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:




Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.



Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:

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Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.

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Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god
PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE
save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 

I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 

this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!

http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god

PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE

save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

bishopskate:

twerkinshield:

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

shubbabang:

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

novas-grimoire:

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

itssimplysam23:

h-ound:

awwww-cute:

Baby sea turtle swimming

or is it flying through the snow

Definitely flying through the snow.

itssimplysam23:

h-ound:

awwww-cute:

Baby sea turtle swimming

or is it flying through the snow

Definitely flying through the snow.

lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

rhymewithrachel:

i started watching swom clob

ollivander:

legendoctorlouis:

weloveshortvideos:

If you need a laugh just pause this at any time.

Vine by Matt King

No but try it

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