my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night
- the ghost of i fucked up
- the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
- and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB
I laughed so hard I farted
that guy in the background looks like he has skull facepaint
I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
I was walking through a local trail next to a dog park and in big freakin’ letters Dana was carved into the tree. The beach trees also had broken limbs that formed eyes.
there are trees around where I live that look like that too.
DONT GO TO THE DOG PARK DONT LOOK AT THE DOG DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE DOG PARK
can i join the supernatural fandom
you have to go through initiation
whats the initiation
You must exercise a demon goodluck
alright do demons prefer aerobic or anaerobic workouts
Welcome to the fandom
While i was in St. Thomas I saw a cat with the craziest eyes on the side of the road.
I feel like if there was a cat that could see into the future, it would be this cat.
this cat knows some shit
No, this cat is blind, by the looks of it. He ain’t seein’ the future, or anything else, for that matter.
Hey look it’s Jayfeather
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I find that rolling around and showing their belly is very often, a cat’s way of saying “touch my belly and I’ll take a chunk out of your hand mother fucker”
A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.
i’m gonna die still laughing at this
I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so