Hi there! Welcome!

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

ehodgins:

BEES?!

ehodgins:

BEES?!

shouldnt:

MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER

shouldnt:

MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

vergess:

plutonis:

vergess:

wargsansa:

whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich

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[SleepPhones] are headphones wrapped in a padded fleece headband. I have a pair, and they’re quite nice.

Get out of here……

So I guess I managed to leave the link out of that post, sorry!

http://www.sleepphones.com/store/sleepphones-store/sleepphones-4

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

zoeuhura:

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

arcticmornkeys:

whatfulllipsyouhave:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

remEMBER THAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE STEP BROS (OR HALF BROS I CANT REMEMBER) I THINK PHINEAS’ REAL DAD HAS BEEN NOW FOUND

THEY ARE STEP BROS. AND CANDACE HAS THE SAME SHAPE. CHRIST. THIS SHOW.

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years